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Clam Chowder feat. XLsandwich

from Too Many Beards by Count Hamilton

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Your preconceived notions are totally fucked up
Whatcha tryna do, put your dick in a donut?
I'mma come atcha like a big blue phantom,
Dair you to death and I'm ticklin' that bantom
Hanging at the coop with my big booty hens,
Chicken wings for days, ain't here to make friends
I'm not a real rapper, I'm more than half cadaver
But my rhymes be flowing like that dank clam chowder!

(Clam chowder, clam chowder)

I told you once and I'll tell you again,
just here to drop trout and couple of clams
You can call me a purebred centaur,
Half man, half legend and a little bizarre
I'mma trot up on your house and steal all your gnomes,
Two shots of whiskey to deaden the blow
Tear a hole in space with my knobbly knees
And I'mma breed with a foal while I'm munchin dat kimchi!

credits

from Too Many Beards, released April 19, 2019
Alex Vitzthum: Vocals, bass, synthesizers
Lucas Hamilton: Drums

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Count Hamilton Vermont

Count Hamilton is the gnome-forward sonic think-tank solo project of Alex's with frequent contributions by Lucas and Gabe.
Alex also makes music as Homeboy Aurelio and clam.

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