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Alone with an Onion

from Too Many Beards by Count Hamilton

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I'm alone with an onion
And it's getting kinda spicy
Just gotta slow down
And I'm tryna tell her nicely
That I'm kinda new to this
Just outta college
Never felt these curves before,
Scream euphoric metaphors
But my brain is au revoir,
Little sidetracked like Degas,
And I'm nervous.
Pretty nervous.
Hope I don't mess up.

Just wanna groove,
Show her my moves,
Maybe some tunes,
And schnibble through her layers
Break out that Marvin Gaye
Turning her sideways
And peel away her layers.

Now we're sitting on the couch and
I'm tryna wiggle out
Of too much intimacy
Said she's an adult with needs
And I'm like, "honey, please
I don't know what onions want."
Just tryna see what they flaunt
So I can praise that intellect
There's a massive disconnect
Between and acidic kiss
And a midnight tryst.

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from Too Many Beards, released April 19, 2019

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Count Hamilton Vermont

Count Hamilton is the gnome-forward sonic think-tank solo project of Alex's with frequent contributions by Lucas and Gabe.
Alex also makes music as Homeboy Aurelio and clam.

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